International Jew Conspiracy, By Rick Sanchez

Unconvicted felony drunk driver Rick Sanchez has a problem with his bosses at CNN. They're Jews.

Lucky for him he's a liberal.

I’m telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority? Yeah.

Jon Stewart does have a lot of fun with Sanchez's high energy ineptitude.

Here are a few of my favorites.

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Iceland is too cold for volcanoes.

Where the hell is Hawaii?

 How long is nine meters in English?

Will this hurt?