Obama Distinguishes Himself From Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter would have fucked it up.

But, of course, Obama being Obama (being Jimmy Carter part deaux) did manage to fuck it up some.

“Major mistake. OBL was/is a powerful cult figure who has vanished with no ‘death certificate.’ His body should have been displayed. The only thing more powerful than a living cult leader is one who disappears off the face of the earth. Making his body disappear was a deadly blunder that plays straight into the hero myth. Joseph Campbell couldn’t have written a more terrible ending.”