Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Rob Portman Is A Badass

And don't just mean any old badass. I mean "Lethal Weapon" level badass.
“Mitt Romney is rumored to be close to selecting a running mate, and there’s a testosterone-laden badass on the short hairs list. Ohio Senator Rob Portman told the Associated Press that after flipping his kayak in Chile earlier this year he went adrenalin-mad like Mel Gibson in “Lethal Weapon 2″ and popped his dislocated shoulder back into place by smashing it against a rock. Portman has the balls of a lion! It’s been predicted that the dullard Romney would pick a cipher with zero personality so as not to overshadow himself. Selecting [Rob] Portman, who is Iron Man in real life, would come as a shock to many.”

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