Obama's Advice For Gun-Toting, Bible Thumping Pennsylvanians

Obama wants every vote to count, even those bitter, back country hicks.

“We don’t want anything to stand in the way of your desire to vote for change,” according to the pamphlet distributed at polling places by Obama volunteers. “With a little planning, and flexibility you can cling to your firearm and the Word of God, and still operate a touchscreen voting machine.”

Bitter, Gun Toting, Bible Thumping, Xenophobes

Got that Barack?

Barack Obama Has A Plan For Archie Bunker Too

Not only is Barack Obama the greatest champion that the Jews have ever known, he's a friend of the racist, gun-totin', bible-thumpin' rednecks too.