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MSNBC Achieves Balance

So, you've already got a fairly literate and articulate extreme left wing wacko doing a show. So, if you're MSNBC, what do you do to achieve balance.

Well, you add a illiterate and inarticulate extreme left wing wacko.

You see. Television news can be balanced.

Jack Cafferty Auditions For Rosie O'Donnell's Job

I think the job is reserved for a woman, but Jack Cafferty shows all the intellectual depth that we have come to expect from Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie Khalid

From Absolute Moral Authority, via the blogfather.