Obama: We Did Everything Perfectly

It's not our fault that the $787 billion porkulus bill isn't working the way we said it would.

"It is clear from the data that there needs to be more fiscal stimulus in the second half of the year than there was in the first half of the year," White House economic adviser Lawrence H. Summers said. "Fortunately, the stimulus program designed by the president and passed by Congress provides exactly that."

And, said The One: "There's nothing that we would have done differently."

How dare anyone question his predictive power?