Proof That You Don't Have To Smart To Work For CNN

Butt naked last on Celebrity Jeopardy. But, he never lost his haughty attitude.

Sonia Sotomayor Didn't Mean What She Obviously Said

But she assures us that she'll improve if she gets a big promotion, ultimate authority, and a job for life.

It's a good thing Sonia Sotomayor speaks Sotomayoran.

After week upon week in which plenty of other people on the planet interpreted Sotomayor's past comments, the Supreme Court nominee at last got a chance to deconstruct her own words Tuesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Fingers splayed, palms flat, hands bouncing up and then deliberately pressing down to the table, Sotomayor elaborated, clarified, expanded, retracted.

A summary of obviously racist bad reviews of Sotomayor here.

Nancy Pelosi's Intelligence

Nancy Pelosi says that the latest John McCain advertisement "insults our intelligence." Here's how intelligent Nancy Pelosi is.

“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels,” she said at one point. Natural gas “is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels,” she said at another.

Ahem.

Nancy Pelosi is fortunate that she's not a contestant in the teenaged Miss America contest.



I wonder if she even knows that burning natural gas yields carbon dioxide?