Michelle Obama Should Think About Going On A Diet

Barack Hussein Obama's eye seems to wandering. Michelle has been getting a little broad in the beam lately.

Ann Althouse has a great take on this.

"2 world leaders demonstrate 2 ways of conspicuously gawking at a woman's ass."

Michelle Obama, The Little People's First Lady

The White House would like you to know that she was not carrying a $6000 purse the other day. It was only an $800 purse.

And don't forget those $540 sneakers.

Obama Attempts To Bribe The Media

Strangely enough, the only press that Obama has failed to seduce is the African Press International. API claims to have a very unflattering tape of Michelle Obama's ranting. Barack Obama does not want this tape revealed and has offered a $3 million bribe to API to suppress the tape.

Six hours after the release of information by API on the planned broadcast by Fox News Network of the Michelle Obama tape, in accordance with an agreement that has been reached between API and Fox News Network, API was contacted by Obama’s Campaign Manager.

Those who are close to the democratic presidential candidate must be desperate to win the elections no matter what, otherwise they would not have taken such bold step to contact API with an offer of a bribe in order to stop the airing of the tape.

Obama’s campaign manager contacted API by telephone and email offering 3 million US dollars followed with a request to API to cancel the deal with Fox News Network.

Ten days ago API received the first request to accept 2 million US dollars by Mr Ed Hale, President of Plains Radio, Texas - USA, in an effort to suppress the information from reaching the public before the coming US Presidential elections.

API has now taken a decision to contact the American Embassy in Oslo, Norway as soon as possible in order to report the matter and hand over the evidence for investigative purposes.

API’s Canadian lawyer is expected to fly to Oslo shortly in order to assist in the legal matters that arise from the bribery attempt.

API’s Chief editor is expected to travel to New York, together with the Canadian lawyer, where he will appear live in one of the shows that will air the Michelle Obama tape.

Michelle Obama's "Whitey Tape"

Maybe this is the assassination that Hillary was fantasizing about.

I first heard this mentioned on Rush Limbaugh's show on Friday - Michelle Obama's racist ranting at the Trinity United Church of Christ. I wonder how Barack will go about throwing her under the bus.

Michelle Obama: Everybody We Know Are Lawyers

We're not elitists!

Once Again, America Doesn't Measure Up To Michelle Obama's Standards.

"We don't like being pushed outside of our comfort zones. You know it right here on this campus. You know people sitting at different tables- you all living in different dorms. I was there. You're not talking to each other, taking advantage that you're in this diverse community. Because sometimes it's easier to hold on to your own stereotypes and misconceptions. It makes you feel justified in your own ignorance... That's America. So the challenge for us is are we ready for change?"

I guess she's not so proud of America after all.

Of course, I wouldn't care to sit too close to someone who believes that I'm a "white enemy" that needs to be destroyed.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit

No Wonder Michelle Obama Hates America

It's just so hard making ends meet on a mere half million dollars a year.

“We spend between the two kids, on extracurriculars outside the classroom, we’re spending about $10,000 a year on piano and dance and sports supplements. And summer programs… Do you know what summer camp costs?”

Well, actually I don’t. None of my kids went. I spent a week once at Camp Wanakee.

“The salaries don’t keep up with the cost of paying off the debt, so you’re in your 40s, still paying off your debt at a time when you have to save for your kids,” her highness complained.

Kelly pointed out that in 2005, Mrs. O’s salary was $316,962 at the University of Chicago Hospital. She’s a lawyer, not a doctor.

Hubby’s pay as a U.S. senator topped $160 K that year.

If you are struggling to make ends meet on a half-million a year — a 1040 that puts you in the top 2% of Americans — then the problem is you, not the country.

At Least We Know Now Why Michelle Obama Is Not Proud To Be An American

America is “just downright mean.” America is “guided by fear.” And like the Obama's who could only afford a multimillion dollar mansion by dealing with a crook, “We have become a nation of struggling folks who are barely making it every day.”

Michelle Obama Doesn't Hate America Anymore

I'm so relieved that we now live up to her standards.